I had a bitchin' moustache for a while. But Zhanar couldn't stand it so I shaved it off. I complained so much that Zhanar suggested I put it in a matchbox and bury it in the back yard. I was tempted. Farewell pornstar moustache. We had some good times, you and I. Sniff sniff.
posted by Bill Cressman at 11:56 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Bill,
I am sorry to say that I have to strongly agree with Zhanar here. It makes you look like you reached mid-life crisis waaaay too early.
Monika
Dude, forget those silly women! You should have kept the mustache and grown a mullet.
Carson
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